And maybe you will be able to live with yourself if you don't vote, but others won't. People will die because they can't afford medicine. People will die at the hands of white supremacists. People will die at the hands of men who think they can get away with whatever they want because their president has.
They sat close together on the couch and watched the crackling fire with half-lidded eyes. The wine in their glasses almost matched the color of her lips and America couldn't quite figure out which of the two was more intoxicating. Russia let out a small, contented sigh. "I must admit that I'm impressed." "Go on." [...]
"You broke me just so you could put me back together." "Do you really want to try putting yourself back together?" Her fist tightened once again and she bit her tongue because she didn't dare admit that she wasn't sure.
"You've been screwing me big time in trade. Well guess what? I'm gonna screw you. I'm gonna screw you so hard--twice as hard as you've ever screwed me. You get that? I'm gonna be the best screwer you've seen. Believe me."
Trump says some awful things, right? Most of it is pretty ridiculous. It becomes even more ridiculous when we pretend to attribute his quotes to countries that didn't actually say these things, but very well could have. “You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and [...]
Today marks the day I went from being Britain's bitch to being the (objectively) greatest country in the world. But you guys probably already know all about that. So instead of giving you a history lesson, I'm gonna give you five reasons why July 4th is the best holiday of the year.