Top 10 craziest things that happened in 2016

Coming to a close soon, 2016 was a rough year for a lot of people. The world of politics and world affairs was rocked with unpredictable phenomena and big, often worrying, changes. This post highlights 10 of the most absurd events that occurred this past year, in no particular order.

Blood red Commie water

Based on this article from September 8th.  Belarus was relieved to hear that she could use Russia’s shower while hers was being repaired. That relief would soon turn into horror. *** Russia stood in the bathroom doorway as Belarus examined the shower faucets with scrutiny. Every shower was a different mystifying puzzle that caused inner anguish;…

i. the first meeting

1762 “There’s a woman you should be cautious of,” France told America. “Ice runs through her veins and death follows in her wake. She’s insatiable. A predator.” “Aren’t you all?” France smiled. “I suppose we are.” 1776 Russia was like nothing anyone had ever described. Grass did not rot beneath her boots as walked, nor…

Gambling

There was a room in the back of a bar where three nearly intoxicated companions shared second-hand smoke and a mellow, effortless discussion. Russia drank the most, but she held it well. North Korea drank the second most, but he couldn’t really feel it. China drank the least, but the mess in the ashtray at…