Read the teaser. America whistled a tune as he counted the bullet holes splintering the walls of the sheriff's office. The holes were old wounds that had surfaced long before America was brought, and this office wasn't the only scarred, battered, and splintering building. Bow Creek was a rowdy little town, and America liked rowdy [...]
The United States of America has released the 2018 Big Dick Energy (BDE) Report for the purpose of strategically ranking foreign countries according to the size and power of their BDE.
As per tradition, most writers and bloggers will be making their "Top 10" posts to celebrate the end of 2018 and ring in the coming year on a positive note. But I ask: where's the fun in that?
"Every stupid, short-sighted, impulsive, spiteful, petty thing you do makes you weaker. Chaos and brutality and hatred are not strengths. They will kill you."
"Eat my ass, Russia."
"Oh, I will."
And maybe you will be able to live with yourself if you don't vote, but others won't. People will die because they can't afford medicine. People will die at the hands of white supremacists. People will die at the hands of men who think they can get away with whatever they want because their president has.
Morals are for pussies. It's what the Europeans with their socialism and their tiny defense budgets care about. Power. That's what I respect. And you know what? Maybe I like bad boys. Maybe tough guys turn me on.