Read the teaser. America whistled a tune as he counted the bullet holes splintering the walls of the sheriff's office. The holes were old wounds that had surfaced long before America was brought, and this office wasn't the only scarred, battered, and splintering building. Bow Creek was a rowdy little town, and America liked rowdy [...]
The United States of America has released the 2018 Big Dick Energy (BDE) Report for the purpose of strategically ranking foreign countries according to the size and power of their BDE.
As per tradition, most writers and bloggers will be making their "Top 10" posts to celebrate the end of 2018 and ring in the coming year on a positive note. But I ask: where's the fun in that?
"Every stupid, short-sighted, impulsive, spiteful, petty thing you do makes you weaker. Chaos and brutality and hatred are not strengths. They will kill you."
"Last words?" China asked.
America steeled his gaze and looked death in the face. "Yee-haw."
"Eat my ass, Russia."
"Oh, I will."
Didn't get to write anything new this Halloween but here's a repost of some spooky vingettes 🙂