South Korea, Japan, and their American friend know how to THROW DOWN

Canada called up Mexico one evening. "Hey, you haven't seen America, have you? He's not picking up his phone and he's ignoring all my messages." "You didn't hear? Said he hacked into North Korea's Google Calendar and found a secret meeting with Russia and China. Said he was mad. Said he was gonna have his own secret [...]


On July 28th, 2016, the Internet was whipped into a massive shitstorm as news articles everywhere claimed that North Korea had declared war on the United States. Kind of. America stood at the podium as blinding lights flashed all around him. He could make out several of the audience members through the spots: Times, Huffington Post, [...]

Thank you

Thank you rain, for reminding me that life will never be easy. Thank you mortality, for showing me that I can survive the things that scare me the most. Thank you war, for teaching me the power of consequence. Thank you failure, for making me stronger. Thank you resentment, for filling me with fire. Thank you tears, [...]