North Korea the Red-Nosed Nation-State: Part I

North Korea the Red-Nosed Nation-State: Part I

It was a special day at the North Pole. Russia was ecstatic when her new baby boy was born with a red nose, for she knew the vibrant color derived from the boy's fiery communist resolve. "Look at him," Russia said as she cradled her baby and stared in awe at the boy's glowing snout. [...]

Happy holidays! Have some cookies

  In the spirit of the holiday, I've turned the countries into cookies and let them loose upon each other. They mostly just bugged each other. So, the usual. Disclaimer: I'm really bad at decorating cookies.  

Hot chocolate with closers

Four Europeans sat together at a small, oval dining table with a plate of brownie alpine biscotti as the centerpiece. Four cups of seasonal happiness--technically, three mugs and one cup and saucer-- circled the treats. Theirs was a quiet meeting, except for Austria's occasional laughing. No one knew what she found so funny (mostly because no one was even [...]