The United States of America has released the 2018 Big Dick Energy (BDE) Report for the purpose of strategically ranking foreign countries according to the size and power of their BDE.
As per tradition, most writers and bloggers will be making their "Top 10" posts to celebrate the end of 2018 and ring in the coming year on a positive note. But I ask: where's the fun in that?
"Every stupid, short-sighted, impulsive, spiteful, petty thing you do makes you weaker. Chaos and brutality and hatred are not strengths. They will kill you."
"Eat my ass, Russia."
"Oh, I will."
Morals are for pussies. It's what the Europeans with their socialism and their tiny defense budgets care about. Power. That's what I respect. And you know what? Maybe I like bad boys. Maybe tough guys turn me on.
"This article says that one in every twenty-five Americans has no conscience and can do whatever they want without experiencing guilt."
I had this idea in my head for ages, like ever since I first heard this Beyonce song. 👌😩💦💦💦 But then I thought maybe I should do more than just post a picture. Like, maybe talk about something important. First, a disclaimer. I have no love for Putin and I never will, but I do love [...]