Didn’t get to write anything new this Halloween but here’s a repost of some spooky vingettes 🙂
On America’s birthday, England “fondly” remembers the “best” memories of his “son.”
And the eagle will fly, man, it’s gonna be hell.
In 2017 I made a set of political-themed Valentine’s Day cards. Rather than put effort into making a new set, I’m just adding two additions and re-upping last year’s post. Here’s where you can find all the “gems” from last year. Of course, this post wouldn’t be complete without an anti-Valentine’s card:
A gift and a New Year’s message
Fun stories, great blogs, and a special thank you.
(Also included: man boobs.) And while you’re waiting for the festivities to start, why don’t you go ahead and check out some of my July 4th stories? 😉 5 Reasons Why the Fourth of July Kicks Ass The 1770s Were His Rebellious Years How Do You Celebrate Independence Day? Have fun and party responsibly.
Remember to show your mom some love and appreciation today, okay? And if you maybe aren’t on good terms your real mom, just remember that you can always find love in the warm embrace of (Mother) Russia.
Your worth is never determined by who loves you or who you have sex with.
Have you ever sat there and wished you had some really bad international relations jokes to send to your sweetheart? If the answer is yes, you’re in luck. Sending your significant other these inappropriate Valentine’s Day cards are sure to let them know how much you love them and hate yourself. And more under the…