The Problem Child

On America’s birthday, England “fondly” remembers the “best” memories of his “son.”

Bad, Political Valentine’s Cards

In 2017 I made a set of political-themed Valentine’s Day cards. Rather than put effort into making a new set, I’m just adding two additions and re-upping last year’s post. Here’s where you can find all the “gems” from last year. Of course, this post wouldn’t be complete without an anti-Valentine’s card:

Happy Fourth of July

(Also included: man boobs.) And while you’re waiting for the festivities to start, why don’t you go ahead and check out some of my July 4th stories? 😉 5 Reasons Why the Fourth of July Kicks Ass The 1770s Were His Rebellious Years How Do You Celebrate Independence Day? Have fun and party responsibly.

Happy Mother’s Day!

Remember to show your mom some love and appreciation today, okay? And if you maybe aren’t on good terms your real mom, just remember that you can always find love in the warm embrace of (Mother) Russia.

Valentine’s Day Cards for Politics Junkies

Have you ever sat there and wished you had some really bad international relations jokes to send to your sweetheart? If the answer is yes, you’re in luck. Sending your significant other these inappropriate Valentine’s Day cards are sure to let them know how much you love them and hate yourself. And more under the…