The United States of America has released the 2018 Big Dick Energy (BDE) Report for the purpose of strategically ranking foreign countries according to the size and power of their BDE.
"Every stupid, short-sighted, impulsive, spiteful, petty thing you do makes you weaker. Chaos and brutality and hatred are not strengths. They will kill you."
"Eat my ass, Russia."
"Oh, I will."
I had this idea in my head for ages, like ever since I first heard this Beyonce song. 👌😩💦💦💦 But then I thought maybe I should do more than just post a picture. Like, maybe talk about something important. First, a disclaimer. I have no love for Putin and I never will, but I do love [...]
Japan's wristlet purse rattled all the way to the coffee bar. "Double shot, please," she told the machine. It whirred to life and soon a steaming shot of bean water was filling a mug. She fetched a pill pouch from her purse. It had to be holding at least a dozen different pills in all [...]
America remembers five of his past romantic relationships and how he completely ruined them.
This is a story of fervor and pain,
of two lovers in political chains.