"Eat my ass, Russia."
"Oh, I will."
I had this idea in my head for ages, like ever since I first heard this Beyonce song. 👌😩💦💦💦 But then I thought maybe I should do more than just post a picture. Like, maybe talk about something important. First, a disclaimer. I have no love for Putin and I never will, but I do love [...]
Japan's wristlet purse rattled all the way to the coffee bar. "Double shot, please," she told the machine. It whirred to life and soon a steaming shot of bean water was filling a mug. She fetched a pill pouch from her purse. It had to be holding at least a dozen different pills in all [...]
America remembers five of his past romantic relationships and how he completely ruined them.
This is a story of fervor and pain,
of two lovers in political chains.
Mama, we're meant for the flies.
See, kids? That's what heavy industrialization and 500 years of chain-smoking will do to ya.