Cuba’s (Not So) Glorious Communist Romance

Cuba’s (Not So) Glorious Communist Romance

Mexico was not North Korea. In fact, they probably didn't even look the same naked. But Cuba wouldn't know because she'd never seen what was underneath North Korea's perfectly pressed, gray suits. If she had, she wouldn't be sitting next to Mexico then, sticky leather seats beneath them and an expanse of constellations above. She [...]

The MAGA Chronicles: Globalism is for Cucks

The MAGA Chronicles: Globalism is for Cucks

The MAGA Chronicles is a new series that takes you on a journey with Trump's America, where narcissism and depravity know no bounds. I never wanted to hurt my sister, but the monster must die. My hurried footsteps echo against the walls of the bare corridor in time with my heartbeat. Lights flicker overhead. An [...]

“America First” a.k.a. “Let’s kill all my relationships”

Ever wondered what the future of US foreign affairs would look like if Trump were actually elected? Here's a look at some of the possible ways we might butcher our international relations. The US under a Trump presidency: America: Mexico! Hey! Mexico! Mexico: What? Is that you, Satan? America: What did you just call me? [...]