Russia Stole My Girlfriend

Russia Stole My Girlfriend

Japan's wristlet purse rattled all the way to the coffee bar. "Double shot, please," she told the machine. It whirred to life and soon a steaming shot of bean water was filling a mug. She fetched a pill pouch from her purse. It had to be holding at least a dozen different pills in all [...]

Blood red Commie water

Based on this article from September 8th.  Belarus was relieved to hear that she could use Russia's shower while hers was being repaired. That relief would soon turn into horror. *** Russia stood in the bathroom doorway as Belarus examined the shower faucets with scrutiny. Every shower was a different mystifying puzzle that caused inner anguish; [...]